There are eBook editions as well. (Links are in abundance on this site.) eBooks—sneaky, sneaky. Sneaky is back in style. Are you reading something proper? Hell no. But does anyone have to KNOW that? Nope.
How many people are reading off of your account? The cheap-asses. I wouldn't stomp up and TELL 'em you think they're cheap. Maybe it would be better to sneak off and get a Nook, Kobo—or hell, start another Amazon account with a different card. Ha! Maybe you don't want folks knowing the type of dirty fantasies you're into reading.
For sneaky reading research, I bought a Nook Simple Touch™ with Glowlight™ — for kicks! And I love it. God, it's a cutie.
Are you a stud? Does everyone, male and female, want to lick you?
Snap a picture of yourself reading a dirty book—Rascal, Curious, Bad Boy or Stranger for instance—and I'll service you personally. Or wait. I will, let's see, I'll send you a signed book of your choice.
Don't everybody reach for your cameras at once. I don't know if I could handle a barrage of photos from hot men. I take that back. I could. But my supply of author copies may dwindle. Fuck it. We all have to suffer for our art.
Go ahead—touch his nipple and he's yours.
ReplyDeleteFor Stranger, touch his chest. And he's yours.
ReplyDeleteRub your mouse over Curious guy's biceps. You can have him.
ReplyDeleteFor Rascal, touch his—um, belt.
ReplyDeleteThere are eBook editions as well. (Links are in abundance on this site.) eBooks—sneaky, sneaky. Sneaky is back in style. Are you reading something proper? Hell no. But does anyone have to KNOW that? Nope.
ReplyDeleteI advocate getting a second reader. Now this has caused some scandal in my subconscious, but for avid readers—adults—it's a must-have.
ReplyDeleteHow many people are reading off of your account? The cheap-asses. I wouldn't stomp up and TELL 'em you think they're cheap. Maybe it would be better to sneak off and get a Nook, Kobo—or hell, start another Amazon account with a different card. Ha! Maybe you don't want folks knowing the type of dirty fantasies you're into reading.
ReplyDeleteFor sneaky reading research, I bought a Nook Simple Touch™ with Glowlight™ — for kicks! And I love it. God, it's a cutie.
The Midnight Reader series—collectively, they're sort of a guide on how to be a male—who gets lots of blow jobs. Lots of them. Too many perhaps.
ReplyDeleteThe paperbacks look like pocket-sized dirty travel guides.
ReplyDeleteYou've seen the women in Central Park reading pulp. Perhaps the trend will spread—to the hunky gay men of West Hollywood.
ReplyDeleteAre you a stud? Does everyone, male and female, want to lick you?
ReplyDeleteSnap a picture of yourself reading a dirty book—Rascal, Curious, Bad Boy or Stranger for instance—and I'll service you personally. Or wait. I will, let's see, I'll send you a signed book of your choice.
Don't everybody reach for your cameras at once. I don't know if I could handle a barrage of photos from hot men. I take that back. I could. But my supply of author copies may dwindle. Fuck it. We all have to suffer for our art.